Noah's Ark

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Noah's Ark

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Everything you need to know about life, you can learn from Noah's Ark.

1...Don't miss the boat!
2...Remember we are all in the same boat.
3...Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4...Stay fit. When you are 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
5...Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.
6...Build your future on high ground.
7...For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8...Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
9...Remember, the ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.
10...When you're stressed , float a while.
11...No matter the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting.

P.S...The woodpecker might have to go!
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Nice!

Why couldn't Noah play cards all that time while they were in the ark?

Because the elephants were standing on the deck! :2005:
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