New shop

[lenny]

A man is putting the finishing touches to the inside of a new shop on the high street, When his mate comes in and asks has he finished yet. The first man replies he just one more shelf to put up, but the reason its taken him so long, is all the nosey people who keep looking in the shop and asking him what type of shop it will be. Infact the next person who asks is going to get a snide remark back. No sooner had he finished speaking, a little old lady pops her head round the door and enquires what is the shop going to sell, the first shop fitter replies, ARSE HOLES. The little lady replies without hesitation, you must be doing well, only two left.

[janrobinson]

Love that. I wish I could think up quick answers.

[Cobi and Ginnies Mum]