There were two nuns.

[superjazz]

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical ( SM )
And the other was known as Sister Logical ( SL )
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the last thirty eight and a half minutes . I wonder what he wants

SL Its logical he wants to have his evil way with us.

SM Oh , no ,At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most, what can we do.

SL The only logical thing to do is to walk faster.

SM Its not working.

SL Of course its not working. The man did the only logical thing and started to walk faster too.

SM So, what shall we do. At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL The only logical thing to do is to split. You go that way and I will go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent is is worried about Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives

SM |Sister Logical Thank God you are here . What happened?

SL The only logical thing happened .The man could not follow us both so he followed me.

SM Yes ,Yes But what happened then ?

SL The only logical thing happened . I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM And !!

SL The only logical thing happened he caught up with me.

SM Oh dear, what did you do ?

SL The only logical thing to do . I lifted my dress up.

SM Oh Sister what did the man do ?

SL The only logical thing he could do . He pulled down his pants.

SM Oh , no what happened then.

SL Is it not logical sisiter. A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down,

And for all of you who thought this would be dirty. Say two Hail Marys !!

P. S J & C

[Samsmum]

Hooray for logic!! Liked that one. Samsmum

[lynn wise]

Liked that

[janrobinson]

I loved that. My mind was working overtime so I have had to say 2 hail mary's

[Cobi and Ginnies Mum]