Dumb blonde

[lenny]

A blonde, women, goes to a large house in the countryside and pleads with the owner to give her any odd jobs he wants doing, as she was sacked from her last job for not being very bright. but she says she is a hard worker and will do anything to help feed her young family. The man takes pity on her and says she can paint his porch for him as he is very busy at work and he has already got the paint, brushes, etc. He asks her to come back in the morning and everything she needs will be in the garage and if she needed him he gave her the address where he could be contacted. Late on the next day just as the man is about to leave work, the blonde lady turns up and says the job is done and asks for payment . He pays her and thanks her for doing the job so quickly. Just as the blonde is leaving she turns to the man and says, by the way your car is a ferrari, not a porsche.

[janrobinson]

like that one.