Church notice BLOOPERS

[lynn wise]

1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

2. The sermon this morning: " Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: " Searching for Jesus."

3. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

4. The peacemaking scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

5. Remember in prayer the many who are sick in our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

6. Don't let worry kill you off, let the church help.

7. Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

8. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

9. Next thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

10. The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth into Joy"

11. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their schooldays.

[lenny]

One of the best signs I have seen, was out side a local church it read,
what is missing from this ch--ch.