Some more

[superjazz]

Doctor , I cant pronounce my F's , T's and H's.
"Well you cant say fairer than that then"

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

So I got home and the phone was ringing.
I picked it up and said "Who is speaking please""
A voice said " You are "

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly . When they lit a fire the craft sank
Proving once and for all " You cant have your kayak and heat it too"

[janrobinson]

Like those especially the phone one.