No offence intendid

[lenny]

A lookalike competition was held in china everyone won.
Whats the ideal weight for a mother in law.?
2.3 pounds including urn.
A bride on her wedding night says I must confess I used to be a hooker, the husband, says sypatheticly, whats in your past stays in the past, infact I find it quite erotic. tell me a little about it.
Well says his wife my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan.
A man says to his wife tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
the wife says its better making love to you, than your brother.

[janrobinson]

[oscar12]

i needed a good laugh today....these were very amusing !
Danielle