New Boots

[65Mile]

This is Simon, in the new football boots he got this weekend. He`s looking a bit miffed because at half time, he had been substituted , evidently because his dribbling was not up to his usual standard.

WELL EXCUSE ME! No one can tell me that his dribbling is never less than perfect, in fact everyone knows it`s drool inducing, and so far there is no ceiling he hasn`t reached.

Benjie think`s he should ask for a transfer, suggesting Leads United, Bonesley or Barkburn Rovers............it`s a male thing.

[SPLODGE]

Brilliant! Do you know where Lily and Jessica can buy some? They would both like to play for Munchester United

[Cobi and Ginnies Mum]

Love them when they get grubby...prefer them when they get cleaner.

Simon could always play Rugby for Wuffborough!!!

[janrobinson]

Love the picture and Simon's expression. " What is your problem" look

Like the witty comments too

[CarolynM]

Flippin' heck - what are you lot on?? Scratching my head (and got splinters) and can't think of anything witty to say

Lovely picture of Simon - what a star!!

xx

[Ellas mum]

He could PAWSiblly play in goal for MUDlesborough !!!

[lenny]

Bernard Mathews would say he looks bootifull

[65Mile]

I just love all this doggerel, probably because I was born in Barkshire! honest.