2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mob' phone to see if anyone's home to help you carry in the shopping.
7. Every commercial on T.V. has a website at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mob' phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to goand get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before having your first coffee.
11. You start tilting you head sideways to smile
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you will send this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND FINALLY
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself
Go on, send this to your friends, you know you want to.
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