FA cup final

[lenny]

A man notices that there is a empty seat in one of the most expensive areas of the stadium, whilst he is nearby in a far less comfortable seat, he decides to try his luck, and asks the man in the next seat if any one is sitting in the seat next to him. No the man replys the seat is empty it was my wife's but she died so no one will be sitting there, so if he wants to sit there it is fine. After a couple of minutes the first man turns to the second man, and says how sorry he is that he has lost is wife, and then enquires if no one else a relative or a friend wanted the seat, no replies the man there all at the funeral.

[lynn wise]

Ooooh, naughty.

[janrobinson]

very naughty.