Poor Jokes
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:34 pm
Two Aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
Ceremony was rubbish but the reception was briliant.
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet
"My dog is cross eyed, is there anything you can do for him"?
"Well" says the vet " lets take a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes , then checks his teeth.
Finally he says "I am going to have to put him down"
"What because he's crossed eyed"?
No, because he 's bloody heavy"
A neutron walks into a bar "I'd like a beer please" he says.
Bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much is that" ? says the neutron.
For you the bar tender replies " No charge"
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says " I think I have lost an electron "
The other says " Are you sure "
First says " Yes I'm positive" P, S , J & C
Ceremony was rubbish but the reception was briliant.
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet
"My dog is cross eyed, is there anything you can do for him"?
"Well" says the vet " lets take a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes , then checks his teeth.
Finally he says "I am going to have to put him down"
"What because he's crossed eyed"?
No, because he 's bloody heavy"
A neutron walks into a bar "I'd like a beer please" he says.
Bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much is that" ? says the neutron.
For you the bar tender replies " No charge"
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says " I think I have lost an electron "
The other says " Are you sure "
First says " Yes I'm positive" P, S , J & C
Not that bad