Retriever Rescue

A man had an unfortunate collision with a Deer, the poor animal was killed outright.
So he put the Deer in his car and took it home.
The Deer was butchered and the man's wife made a meal with it.
The husband , wife and children sat round the table to eat the meal.
Husband said to his children ." I want you to guess what sort of meat this is"
I will give you a clue it is a term your mother uses towards me on many occasions.
One of his children pipes up " Dont eat it its arse hole !!!!!

P, S J & C

I am shocked, but chuckling.

Ohhh

It reminds me about the time ............. oh, better not!!

I do like that... appeals to my sense of humour... could just see Billy Connolly coming out with that albeit with expletives either side of it.