Modern prayer for the British
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:14 am
Modern Prayer For The British...
Gorden Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.
He leadeth me beside the still factory's.
He restoreth my faith in the conservative party..
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I wait for my dole,
I own the bank that refuseth me,
Brown hath anointed my income with taxes,
My expences run over my income,
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me
all the days of his term.
From henceforth, we will live all the days of our lives,
in a rented home, with an overseas landlord.
I am glad I am British,
I am glad I am free.
But I wish I were a dog,
And Brown were a tree.
Gorden Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.
He leadeth me beside the still factory's.
He restoreth my faith in the conservative party..
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I wait for my dole,
I own the bank that refuseth me,
Brown hath anointed my income with taxes,
My expences run over my income,
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me
all the days of his term.
From henceforth, we will live all the days of our lives,
in a rented home, with an overseas landlord.
I am glad I am British,
I am glad I am free.
But I wish I were a dog,
And Brown were a tree.
I do sometimes wonder why I bother trying to keep up with mortgage payments, utility bills, feed the children and of course the dogs, working etc etc