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New Boots

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:53 am
by 65Mile
This is Simon, in the new football boots he got this weekend. He`s looking a bit miffed because at half time, he had been substituted , evidently because his dribbling was not up to his usual standard.

WELL EXCUSE ME! No one can tell me that his dribbling is never less than perfect, in fact everyone knows it`s drool inducing, and so far there is no ceiling he hasn`t reached.

Benjie think`s he should ask for a transfer, suggesting Leads United, Bonesley or Barkburn Rovers............it`s a male thing.
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Re: New Boots

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:05 pm
by SPLODGE
Brilliant! Do you know where Lily and Jessica can buy some? They would both like to play for Munchester United :1968

Re: New Boots

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:15 pm
by Cobi and Ginnies Mum
Love them when they get grubby...prefer them when they get cleaner.

Simon could always play Rugby for Wuffborough!!!

Re: New Boots

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:29 pm
by janrobinson
Love the picture and Simon's expression. " What is your problem" look

Like the witty comments too

Re: New Boots

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:47 pm
by CarolynM
Flippin' heck - what are you lot on?? Scratching my head (and got splinters) and can't think of anything witty to say :2005:

Lovely picture of Simon - what a star!!

xx

Re: New Boots

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:05 pm
by Ellas mum
He could PAWSiblly play in goal for MUDlesborough !!! :thumbsup:

Re: New Boots

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:46 pm
by lenny
Bernard Mathews would say he looks bootifull :1967

Re: New Boots

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:22 pm
by 65Mile
I just love all this doggerel, probably because I was born in Barkshire! honest.