Retriever Rescue

The picture of Jessica reminded me of this. All true in our house....


If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it...

Then get a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out,
at any hour, for as long and wherever you want .

Then get a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
doesn't care about football,
and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ......

Then get a dog.



If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed
just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .

Then get a dog.



If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old,
who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to,
and loves you unconditionally, perpetually .


Then get a dog.



But, on the other hand,
if you want someone who will never come when you call,
ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you,
runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...









Then get a cat!


You thought I was going to say....then marry a man!

you read my mind. I definitely did think you were going to say get married.

I thought it was just right.

This is so true.

But I have a friend who has 2 cats and she would'nt agree at all