Retriever Rescue

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, It's me, are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: ' I am at the mall now and have seen this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1000, can I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped at the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: ' How much?'

WOMAN: ' £395,000 '

MAN: 'Ok, but for that price I want all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing......The house I wanted last year is back on the market, they're asking £2,950,000 for it.'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of £2,800,000. They will probably take it, if not, we can go the extra £150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'Ok, I'll see you later, I love you so much.'

MAN: 'Bye, I love you too.'


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone' belongs to?

That made me chuckle, so did Mum when I told her.