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The Importance of Walking.......

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:21 pm
by Ellas mum
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £9000 per month.

My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60, now she's 97 and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising, is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about £400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least.............

You could run this over to your friends, but why not just e-mail it instead :lol:

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:37 pm
by janrobinson
you are amazing. where do you find all these or do you make them up. Either way they are super. I love the one about not knowing where grandmother is. :lol: