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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ´You don´t know Jack Schitt!´ Well,
thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectualway.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents´ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were named Dawg, Byrd, and Horse schitt Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ´You don´t know jack schitt' now you do happy click for more information


Hope you don't mind Jan.

I just love that

That was definitely a schitt joke Lynn

Hello there!
The story of the Schitt family reminded me of when my daughter who lives with husband and three children in Canada, and has a large equestrian centre, was given a T-shirt, emblazoned on back and front with S--- Happens. She thought it was hilarious, considering all the mucking out she does (with nearly 30 horses, you can well imagine!!!).
In the afternoon her mother-in-law called in to see the family. She took one look at the T-shirt, obviously got the hump, and flounced out, not to be seen or spoken to for two or three weeks!!
Jacqui said it was the most peaceful time she had had in a long while!!
Thanks Lynn, it was brilliant.
Best wishes - Samsmum (Joyce)

Oooh Joyce,
Just loved that!!!!!!
Peace reigns.

love that Lynn... and the T shirt tale.... trouble is I can't think of any one to offend... they would laugh........

THANKS LYNN, BRILLIANT




P,S,J & C