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Ellas mum
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A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner peeees, An telum u luvum :drunken: :1941:
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Now that sounds like my sort of busy doing things half done.

LOVED IT JEAN. :beerandwhistle:
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My kid of daay, hic. :1949:
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Elow Jeeen. T'would appear I mished thus p*st tuu :n2:
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Hahaha, athik wiv ole ada tuch o'thinner peeeeees eh!!!! :2029: :1941:
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